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Mixed Knuts: My Love Affair With Rizzo

You forced me to think, and for that I am grateful. I didn’t want to do it, but you made me love you. Now you leave me in the cold and don’t even tell me why you’ve gone.

Here And Now

I can tell you that Rizzo won’t be playing Magic again anytime soon. His enjoyment came from the writing more than the playing – and as long as he finds something to write about, he won’t need Magic.

From the Top to the Bottom: Introduction And Judgment White

Rizzo once mentioned in one of his articles a class of player who always dominates the local scene but can’t quite cut it on the actual Pro circuit – that’s me. But I’m not ashamed to give my preliminary opinion on Judgement’s white cards in draft.

The Not-So-Killer Amoeba: Mid-Atlantic Regionals

I lost to Planar Portal.

There; I said it. I’ll even say it again:

I lost to Planar Portal.

Why Wachter Is Useless Compared To Wakefield Or Rizzo

Why Toby’s article was published thanks to a communication breakdown between The Reverend and the Ferrett… But why Toby stands behind what a lot of what he wrote nonetheless.

Joshua X Presents: Flying with Clipped Wings

Heh; I’ve already said too much about this deck. Can you not realize it is garbage? Up until the moment I registered the deck, I had two Miraris in the main deck.

Wacky Wednesdays #20: I’ll Have These Rules Shaken And Stirred!

You can win $5 in StarCity credit for sharing your craziest multiplayer stories… Or you can watch Gis, a big-time Judge and stuff, show off his stuff in complex timing interactions. Pick yer choice.

Going Off Like A Bomb In A Nipple Ring

The Ferrett finally weighs in on cheating, the DCI, and why he can’t find it in his heart to condemn Mouth. About as mad as the weasel gets.

Qualifying for Nationals: It’s Time for a Change

The way I figure it, my system of handing out slots for Regionals depending on the attendance, it would add only ten or twenty more people. Is that broken?

Yawgmoth’s Whimsy #32: Judgment Judgments

The Wishes bring back something casual Magic really needs: The home field advantage. Play at my house, play against my whole collection!

You CAN Play Type I #38: The Control Player’s Bible Part XIX – Head To Head With Stacker 2

Turn 1: Mountain, Mox Pearl, Mox Sapphire, Grim Monolith, Su-Chi. How does the Deck come back from a blazing start like that… Or can it?

Why Rizzo Was Useless Compared To Kai Or Finkel

How much has Magic grown because of a Wakefield article? Has anyone ever bought more cards because of one of his articles?

The Road To Ontario Regionals

The Oshawa YMCA has a very nice swimming pool. It has somewhat of a stigma attached to it as far as Magic is concerned, though – if you’re playing anywhere near it, it means you are, for lack of a better turn of phrase,”sucking huge”.

Rizzo Died For Your Sins

Rizzo’s left Magic – and he’s never been happier. Why? The Ferrett explains it all to you, UNCENSORED FOR THE FIRST TIME AT STARCITY, and issues the challenge to the next generation. But if you want a piece of Rizzo’s legacy, you’re gona have to work for it.

Rizzual Fridays #1: What John F. Rizzo Means To Me

Many readers write to me regularly to tell me that”other than Rizzo, you’re my favorite author, dood.” I’m on a silver medal dias, and if I take a quarter turn, I’ve got a startlingly correct view of Rizzo’s ass.