I’ve seen more than enough Moxes, Lotuses, Time Walks, and Ancestral Recalls to probably pay my mortgage for about a year. I don’t own a single one. I also happened to place in the top 8 twice and top 4 most recently in the only three Type I tournaments I have ever played with my deck.
Sylvan Safekeeper is what makes the whole thing run smoothly; late in the game, excess land can be turned into Lavamancer food – and much faster than a Wild Mongrel can do it.
Well, it’s happening again: One of Magic’s trademark cards is going to be tossed out the window. Those of you following the”Selecting Eighth Edition” promotion going on at magicthegathering.com know what I’m talking about; either Birds of Paradise or Llanowar Elves, two little critters that have carried the torch for green since the beginning of Magic, are about to be sent the way of the Lightning Bolt.
If you’ve seen my final record, you know I 1-2’d this table and then went up to my hotel room to weep like an infant. I’m sorry about not keeping you in suspense, but hey – we’re all adults here. You’re mature enough to know the truth.
A gaming everyman’s desire to kick some ass and sleep ’till noon is eternally youthful – if anything, it grows stronger with age. I believe that if I ever become more successful at Magic, you won’t be able to shake the rest of the kids stuff out of me.
Some thoughts on players’ uncanny attraction to terrible cards; if you want to know why everyone says your favorite card totally sucks in Format X, this is the place to learn why.
I e-mailed MaRo half an hour after his column was posted, and I thanked him for a sober, realistic survey of Type I issues. It wasn’t what some players wanted to read – did you really expect him to announce the venue of the next Type I Pro Tour? – but I don’t think he could have done better.
Joshua X is back, and he’s here to tell you about his OBC adventures! Want to know how he did? Well, not as well as he would have liked, but he does have some new OBC decklists for ya, straight from the tourney.
What is your priority? What do you want? What do you strive for? Whatever it is, you may be wrong. Because people do not really strive for money, fame, or recognition… They strive for the things that come from them.
He puts the lotion in the basket… Wait, that’s not Paul. Paul comes in third at Grand Prix: New Jersey, that’s what he does, and he’ll tell you how he did it in this tourney report.
Right before the tournament, I ended up swapping the Piannas with Lt. Kirtars in my WW/g deck… And was darn glad I did, since Kamikaze Kirtar was gobbling up Wild Mongrels all day long. I’ve also come to the conclusion that Glory is insane and that any white-based deck should run four of them.
Hey, he didn’t just start out writing fifteen columns a day for us – no, Geordie started out as a scrappy little scrub, writing for the Dojo in obscurity under the Knutson-envying monicker”The MTG Christ.” Want to see what’s in Tait’s closet?
Brace yourself – don’t faint – but Oscar may have actually found a card made since 1997 that could be used in a Type One deck! And even more fascinatingly, it’s NOT Seedtime! What could this annoying card be? Read on!
Andy Stokinger. Part-time writer, full-time student – and lately, a full time Magic Pro. And possibly the most controversial man in Magic today.
For the love of all things holy, what self-respecting guy lets the girl name his team”Klever Kitties”? Either Benafel’s girlfriend has got EDT and Wolpert whipped, or there’s an inside joke there that I don’t get. Either way, it’s scary.
