Adventures In Nipples: My Nipple-Related PTQ Report
Having been told that he’s already going to lose the Writer War, The Ferrett takes a bold new tactic guaranteed to win the hearts and minds of everyone in the world! Oh, and nipple.
CategoryMagic The Gathering
Myriad Thoughts On Blue’s Power (And How To Fix It)
I do love a good argument more than almost anything else in the world. Alpha Dan May’s article was in fact, originally an e-mail to me, which I promptly wrote a reply to – then Internet Explorer crashed and I instead decided rather than explaining to Mr. May the nature of the beast, I would…
King of the Compost Heap: New Black Control
Shortly after the prerelease, I did what most players probably did- I went home and built some black decks. A few were decent…. But most were pretty lousy. Annoyed, I tossed my Black creations in the dreaded”work-in-progress” box and spent my time testing other colors and color-combinations. Then work in my college classes kicked into…
Yawgmoth’s Whimsy #28: Dumpster Diving for Decks
Behind the glimmering tower of the Multiplayer Hall of Fame in Minneskta, there lies a dumpster – filled with cards that never made it into multiplayer. Someone has to bring them back to life…
You CAN Play Type I #34: The Control Player’s Bible, Part XV – The Budget 5-Color Mana Base
How do you swap out your duals and Moxen for other, cheaper cards? Well, you don’t. Not really. But Oscar takes kind of a stab at it.
Two Flavors of R/G Speed: The Regionals Breakdown
Frog in a Blender is quick, but is too prone to manascrew. Classic R/G Beats is great, but lacks Torment’s excellent red. Can we combine the (Crunchy) Frog Peanut Butter with the chocolate beatdown?
Double or Nothing: Sideboard Sickness
All that’s left is to start the laborious process of building a sideboard and working out your sideboard strategy. Sooner or later, you get bored and want to play other decks. You’ve got Sideboard Sickness.
CASUAL FRIDAYS #126: Hall Of Fame Tour Guides: The Lawyers
White may not be played in Type 2 anymore, but it still has some of the most amazing multiplayer cards.
Willie Nelson Is Full O’ Crap
Rizzo’s still on his mono-black kick – and doesn’t demand credit for it.
Operation Dropkick: Dr. Strangelove Returns?
I’m tired of Hibernation. I don’t want to get shut down by a single enchantment. I don’t want beatdown and mirror-match roulette. What’s left?
Wacky Wednesdays #15: And You, And You, And You….
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Why I Pierced My Nipple
In which The Ferrett discovers that he is a broke, balding loser and attempts to regain his youth by paying a cyborg to plunge a spike through a delicate nerve cluster in his chest.
Welcome To My Overcompensation: The Cliff Notes
Many of you are undoubtedly fans of the writings of … But Mr. Rizzo’s was over a hundred pages long. I just finished reading it, and decided that I could perform a service for those of you with lives – those who simply don’t have enough time to read through his article. Included below is…
The Last Of The Draft: Red, Green, and Lands in Torment
Red I’m surprised that a lot of people haven’t been giving as much love to Red as they have black. Sure, the set has tons of black cards – but just look at the great stuff red got! Reuseable burn, burn, more burn, decent creatures – and hey, it’s ! And then some more burn….
Yawgmoth’s Whimsy #27: Updating Classic Combos For Multiplayer
Plagiarize and Teferi’s Puzzlebox was too clunky… But it put me in mind of taking several classic combos and adding Faceless Butcher and Upheaval to them. Yow! Instakill!