Dealing With Incombotent Players
In which The Ferrett abuses his editorial powers to tell you why Jeff Wiles’ article below – which is a fine read – is misguided. Also includes the only sports reference I will ever make. Ever.
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It Was The Best Of Times, It Was The Worst Of Times: My Take On Magic Online
As a programmed version of Magic, MOL will both at once suck you in and then spit you out. It is a beautiful rendition of our favorite game, with shortcomings that will likely nag you to no end.
Double Or Nothing: A Trip To The Seaside
Throughout the day, I had niggling thoughts that my deck could have been better – and I’m now convinced it could have been much better – with the addition of three red cards. How did I come in 12th?
Miserables: The Gathering
The eternal question has always plagued Magic: How can we bridge the Sharks-versus-Jets gulf that lies between Les Miserables fans and Magic players? Fortunately, Daniel Crane answers it!
Yawgmoth’s Whimsy #24: Whitewash
Fair warning: I’m writing about a FNM tourney I didn’t even win, and about a deck I don’t recommend playing. Nevertheless, this may be worth the read.
Wacky Wednesdays #11: Here Come The Merry Men!
Win $5 in StarCity credit just for sharing your wackiest multiplayer story!
Bear With Me: There’s Three Decks at the End
“If one color could do everything, there would be no reason to play anything else.” – Elaine Chase, Research & Development
Strangely enough, that seems to be true.
Who Started This Whole Preamble-Colon-Title Stuff Anyway?: Dave’s PTQ-Nice Report
Dave’s amazing tourney report. (Well, I may not have invented it, but I popularized it: The Ferrett)
Sex, Drugs, And Ancestral Tribute For Four
I am now convinced that Alex Shvartsman must be one of the best players on Earth. All he does is travel to every Grand Prix in the world and make top eight. I’d write an article entitled”Searching for Alex Shvartsman”… But I don’t think I could find him.
You CAN Play Type I #29: Tormented by Torment, Part I – Creatures!
Will any of Torment’s critters make it into the rarified air of Type One? Doubtful. And yet Oscar believes that one or two may be spongeworthy….
CASUAL FRIDAYS #122: Pile On!
Many players bringing twenty-five cards. One deck. One graveyard. And only a couple of Avatars to share.
Double or Nothing: Brand New Weenie Decks
By new, I don’t mean that I’ll show you how Peek could be replaced with Obsessive Search, or that you can fit Basking Rootwalla into a R/G deck. Here’s some new ideas for the upcoming season.
Warning! This Article Contains No Strategic Value
He’s written umpty-million strategy columns, so we guess it’s okay to just let Bennie go berserk, Larry King-style. We’re not sure we get it, either.