Bad Times For Eduardo
Someday, somewhere, someone will actually play Hypnox from his hand. And then the sky will open up and thee will know thy wrath of thy Lord! Well, actually, it happened to me. Twice.
Someday, somewhere, someone will actually play Hypnox from his hand. And then the sky will open up and thee will know thy wrath of thy Lord! Well, actually, it happened to me. Twice.
Dear punks: I used to be on your side, but when you crossed over and grabbed the chance to be one of the”cool guys that pick on the nerds,” you lost my sympathy vote. Go to hell.
Pictures of Rizzo and hot babes having fights! Rizzo attempts to convince you that his tongue tech is good! Rizzo is proven right on Nightscape Familiar! What else do you want?
Just think of how many people will turn to The Net to research Malcolm X and get linked to this article. I get all giddy. Also, I’ve apparently sold out.
Rizzo looks at his last year’s predictions, then he makes more predictions for this year. They’re all ridiculous, of course, especially that thing about Zvi and Budde.
You know, as an editor, trying to summarize Rizzo’s random tourney reports in a pithy sentence is a real pain. YOU try it sometime.
Until then, here is a Rizzo report. Thank you for your time.
Rizzo gets ahead of the arrogant and acne-ridden and reviews his own article before it can be reviewed elsewhere! Look out, kiddies! Using needlessly harsh language means everyone knows you’re TOUGH!
So of COURSE when Rizzo could take pictures of Jill Costigan, his camera stops working. Still, you get to hear about his mono-black deck, playtested right at the tourney!
John Rizzo cheating at a PTQ? The Friggin’ One comes clean.
Event 1: Rizzo leaves CMU.
Event 2: Turian wins GP: Montreal.
Event 3: Eubroken wins GP: Atlanta.
Coincidence?
Q: What’s the difference between me and Gary Wise?
A: One of them sucks at Magic, while the other is a booger head.
Still whacked out after moving cross-country, random even by Rizzo’s standards, the Friggin’ One still manages to discuss Nate Heiss’s private parts.
An overdose of Rocky quotes, random decklists, humiliating pictures, and a paean to White Weenie.
Rizzo’s movin’ to Maine and tryin’ his hand at them old cards. With pitchures an’ everythang!