Yawgmoth’s Whimsy #163 – Silly Wizard, Green is for Kids
Back in 2002, I wrote an article ranting about how Blue got all the good spells and abilities, and how other colors, notably Green, got shafted. My point was that Wizards considers Blue the smart or clever color — and that means that Blue gets way more than its share of abilities and color “bleeds.” Now that Planar Chaos is out, it’s time to look at the data — because only data, not ranting, shows what actually happened.

The Ferrett attended the prerelease, and opened a card pool that was freakishly abnormal. In fact, it was so utterly lopsided that he