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AuthorThe Ferrett

The Ferrett is webmaster of StarCityGames.com. And he is so made of awesome he glows at night.

The Multiplayer’s Toolchest, Part II

The Ferrett shows you cheap older cards that will boost your decks’ power! Then readers write in to tell him what he missed from LAST week, and he also begs for new players.

Wizards Wrote Me A Very Large Check, That’s Why

Why would StarCity publish a direct link to one of the most infamous cheating programs for Apprentice? I made the call… And I’ll tell you why.

The Multiplayer’s Toolchest, Part I

New to the game or looking for suggestions on what to put in your decks? The Ferrett suggests cheap staple cards that could be in ANY multiplayer deck! Plus, the opportunity to win $25 in SC credit!

Boy, That Goblin Has Great Breasts, Thought Edgar Allen Poe

Confused? Don’t be. All you need to know is that The Ferrett’s holding another psychotic contest for creative deckbuilders; the rest will be explained.

Solution For Drudgery: The Fill-In-The-Blank Tourney Report

Having read every frickin’ tournament report on the internet, it has occurred to me that maybe none of you have realized that nobody’s really interested in them.

Suck Netdecks For Kids

I need you to lie to small children to save the Magic community from eternal humiliation. But heck, they’re only kids, anyway – they’re USED to being lied to!

The Long Road Up Controversy, Explained

It all started with a simple email: To: Joshua . Claytor From: Andrew Johnson Hi, I think you need to be a little more careful titling your articles, or at least give credit where credit is due. My Worlds report on Mindripper, 8/23, bears that title. Andrew Johnson Team CMU And then, later, on #mtgwacky:…

Have You Seen This Man Lately?

Who is this guy, and why is he daring to write Magic articles on how to practice for Odyssey Sealed tourneys? What a jerk.

Agonizing Demise

It’s been almost two months since I wrote an article now, and frankly, I wish this didn’t have to be it.

StarCity Contest Guidelines

Wanna know how to submit an article that wins our weekly $25 cash prize? Here ya go. Ignore at your own risk!

Moving Right Along

To anyone who has submitted or sent anything to me recently, my email collapsed. Whoops.

Drafting Is A Breeze, Part I: The First Pick

StarCity’s editor (and birthday boy) celebrates his one-year anniversary at SC by writing Serious Stratemgy. Stand back, folks, this could get ugly.

Interview With R&D Master Randy Buehler

Ever wonder how R&D avoids making another Urza’s Block? Former pro Randy B. gives the goods on card testing, card creation, and dealing with groupies.

Perceiving The Weakest Link: Redefining Multiplayer Politics,

For once and for all, the Ferrett gives his definition of multiplayer politics. Brace yerself, Bridget!

The Casual Player’s Guide to Surviving the Apocalypse Prerelease

Your last-minute strategy guide for tomorrow’s Big Fun Day. Don’t know what you’re doing? Follow me! I sort of do!