Stuck Inside a Mobile With A Memphis Cold Again

Friday, March 18 – AJ Sacher made the finals of the Memphis StarCityGames.com Legacy Open with Natural Order Bant and is now a Level 5 in the SCG Player’s Club! Will his deck close it up this weekend in Dallas/Fort Worth?

A decent performance leads to an ambitious decision; not home for but a day from New York, and I was off to Memphis.

I have things to do. Nothing of importance, mind you, but things nonetheless. Words don’t write themselves, and language is my lover. Forget the fuel
and the fire dies out. Bellowing the embers with some comedic haiku, I catch a same-day flight.

With abject objection for my brash action of passion, I aligned the universe to conform to my desire. Lacking common sense or a reasonable grasp on
reality, convincing myself of the feasibility of near anything has become as simple as signing a match slip.

Using what I consider to be a close approximation of a soul, I willed myself from under the weather metaphorically to over the weather physically.

Do you know what aerosinusitis is?

Do you know what a 20-year-old Magic grinder weeping in the fetal position looks like?

Shocked and relieved that my eyeballs hadn’t jutted from their respective sockets, I get picked up by a curly-haired Ryan O'Connor. My bank account
didn’t quite agree with my plan of hitting up Memphis, but it had no qualms with my going to Kansas City. And if, while in Kansas City, I just so
happened to wander about and find myself in Memphis for a bit, then who is my bank account to say anything?

At this point, my body hates me almost as much as my bank account; I am left in disrepair, pinned to a broken backseat window being held shut by a
wedged bottle cap. The drive was probably fun. I can’t recall.

I sleep poorly and awake in a quagmire of my own autoimmune responses. The hottest shower of my life makes me feel human again for about 20 minutes,
but then I sink back into my dank pit of stuffy hell.

Without cards or the energy to find them, I sit alone prepared to miss the tournament. Ryan finds me nearly the entire deck via Chris VanMeter just in
time, and we settle in for the player meeting.

Defined movement and garbled sounds, I fall asleep for a moment every time I blink. What the hell am I doing in Memphis mother—-ing Tennessee anyway?
They put up pairings as my brain swirls in a pool of mucus and loathing.

The world is spinning too fast; our cards are going to fly off of the table. The clock is ticking, but my deck turns into ostriches. A man with a scar
on his face and a peg leg asks me to go for a swim. Why the tournament is being held in my grandma’s basement is beyond me. Apart from questioning the
nature of reality, it seems as though if I keep a low enough center of gravity, I won’t fall off of the edge of the earth again.

It’s durdles all the way down…

Holding the cards really still and holding them right up to my face, I can sort of figure out how the pieces might potentially fit together. The
Stoneforge Mystics are smiling gleefully, and Jace is trying to hand me a present. Did that Squadron Hawk just wink at me? Or maybe it was at you.

I play horribly all day, but nearly everyone else plays worse, and I’m able to draw into the Top 32 with Chris “The Chranderberries taste like
Chranderberries” Andersen after losing my win-and-in. An eerily familiar feeling washes over me.

Existing is exhausting. It feels like any time I move, I’m climbing stories and stories of stairs or other form of sequentially elevated flooring. I
think I’m going to die.

“Oh, mama, can this really be the end?”

Reassurance as a theme; the worst bit is behind you now. Legacy is easy, and your deck is a blasted masterpiece (blasterpiece?). You may not be at
100%, but you had a hearty breakfast, a light lunch, and the full suite of Brainstorms in your deck. If that’s not enough to make you feel as though
you should be feared, then I don’t know what is.

Just beat the bloke across from you; how hard can that be? Why can’t I just win every single goddamn tournament I enter?!

An in-depth, match-by-match report of the Legacy tournament:

Round one, opponent fetched Ravnica duals.

Round two, opponent tried to play fair.

Round three, opponent played a clunky pet deck.

Round four, opponent cast his Brainstorms incorrectly.

Round five, opponent played an outdated version of my deck.

Round six, opponent tried to control every aspect of the game.

Round seven, I intentionally drew with the eventual champion.

Round eight, I tried to dream-crush a good kid in a bad matchup and got what I deserved.

Quarterfinals, I had a plan and stuck to it.

Semifinals, I messed up in a bad matchup and got away with it.

Finals, I was outplayed, outdecked, outgunned, out of luck, out of time, and out of my mind.

Tournament reports are so easy. Some people make them look so hard.

I take a walk through the forest of ineptitude, gazing out over the field of neglect before taking a soak in the bathtub of ignorance. Stepping out on
the bathroom rug of victory, I slip and crack my head open. I wrote a helping friendly book about the experience called How to Ruin Perfectly Good Momentum in One Easy Step. The screen adaptation was met with mixed reviews.

Spoiler alert: the one easy step is to lose.

Besides the dollops of illness-goop, I am also filled to the eyeballs with disappointment and shame. Level 5 is nice and all, but it won’t keep you
warm at night. I mean, neither would a trophy, but at least you could spoon with it.

And so goes another decent performance leading to an ambitious decision. Sunrise, sunset. May the circle be unbroken. I’ll see you in Dallas.


AJ Sacher


Bonus: A whole second half to the article full of actual strategy content!

In Standard, I would cut an Island for a third Glacial Fortress, as getting double white for Wrath is much more important than being able to Preordain
on turn 1, which is rarely correct anyway. It could be the fourth Seachrome Coast, but I think I prefer the Fortress. The Sword of Body and Mind can
finally go for another copy of the good one, Sword of Feast and Famine. I had considered it and knew that many others had made the switch, but my mind
was working too slowly due to illness to pull the trigger in time. The sideboard needs a little reworking as well for the newer metagame. Here is what
I would play for Standard today:

Mortarpod is great against Boros and the Sparkblade mirror, which are two very important matchups to consider. The Condemn could be the fourth Bolt if
you see fit, but I think killing Vengevines and being easier on the mana is more important than being able to nix a Fauna Shaman or Hero of Bladehold
before they get active.

As for my Legacy deck, I think it’s still really well positioned. I’d make only a few changes, starting with the cutting of that god-awful Terravore
for the third Tarmogoyf from the board. Terravore was supposed to be a “trump creature” for Tarmogoyf stand-offs, but with exalted creatures turning
them into cold races, Swords to Plowshares breaking it up, and Natural Order filling the role of Trump, the three-mana fatty was unnecessary and
awkward in a lot of matchups.

The Flooded Strand for a green fetch is a simple swap. It’s far more likely that you’ll need a Dryad Arbor late than you’ll absolutely need an Island
early and don’t have a Misty Rainforest to find it. All that’s left after that is to find something for the Goyf and the second War Monk in the board
to become. That leaves us with:

Then the nominees for the last two slots are, in order of how realistic an option it is:

A Phyrexian Revoker

The 2nd Sower of Temptation

The 3rd Llawan

The 4th Needle

A Path to Exile or two

The 2nd Cold-Eyed Selkie

An Autumn’s Veil or two

A Sylvan Safekeeper

A quick word on Scryb Ranger:

It is by far the card under the most scrutiny when someone first looks over the decklist. The unassuming 1/1 for two may seem a little underwhelming,
but rest assured that she earns her slot. Being able to produce a mana by untapping Noble Hierarch or Dryad Arbor is its main use, but the fact that it
can often produce even more mana than that, either by replaying a land when there isn’t one otherwise, or untapping a mana creature on both yours and
your opponents turns are both ways to get extra value out of her.

She also flies. The deck needs a tutorable flier, and this role was previously held by a singleton Birds of Paradise. The reason for this is to have a
creature that can attack over a stalled ground with the help of exalted, as well as the ability to chump a large flier such as Tombstalker or Coralhelm
Commander. Since Scryb Ranger flies, it can take that job away from the mana birds, and you aren’t even losing out on a mana source in your deck
because of the Ranger’s aforementioned ability.

She also has protection from blue, which you may know is quite relevant in Legacy. I ate a Vendilion Clique and blocked many Merfolk with it over the
course of the day. In addition to locking down blue creatures, she can also lock out a ground pounder with a Dryad Arbor at the low cost of your land
drop. You simply block and return the Forest to your hand before he is dealt damage. This also prevents lifelink from happening and Jitte from

Some more interesting uses are pulling up all of your Islands. As long as you don’t have your Tundra or basic Island in play, you can use her ability
to return your Islands to your hand to bounce all of your Tropical Islands leaving any islandwalkers blockable. Remember that you can speed up this
process by doing one on your turn and one on theirs. With this same ability, you can protect your Tropical Islands and Savannah from Wasteland.

Not only is getting two or more activations out of your Fauna Shaman a turn often important, you can also bounce Dryad Arbors and then pitch them for
real creatures. This turns fetchlands into Eladamri’s Calls.

And of course, vigilance for your Tarmogoyfs can come in handy. And if you play Knight of the Reliquary over Terravore, which is a consideration, it
gives you an extra +2/+2 a turn.

There are also small uses such as, after you’ve played a lot of land, returning them to your hand to be put back with Brainstorm and shuffled away. You
can also just pad your hand in case of a Hymn to Tourach, but those situations are rare.

So as you can see, the card does it all. I highly recommend you play it if you are running Green Sun’s Zenith in Legacy. I know I will be.