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The World’s Easiest-To-Edit Tourney Report

It has to be read to be believed. But there is a major revelation for Chris Romeo fans.

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I went to Atlanta.



I switched from Phantoms to Angry Zombies (R/G with Anger and Zombie Infestation).



I paid for the tourney.



There were 558 people.



I was one of eight for whom they couldn’t find a registration form.



I stood against the wall with the other seven like we were in some sort of twisted spelling bee.”Spell ‘Psychatog’… Or have your pasty white thighs flayed with a wet lo mein noodle!”



It got worse from there.



I went 5-6.



I could have stopped at 5-4.



I plowed on.



I lost 40 points.



I hate losing.



I’m netdecking from now on.



Chris