H&J began life as an awesome 60 card casual/tournament deck that won a few tournaments, and was a blast to play. As new cards were released, and the cards in Standard changed, H&J morphed too and became more casual and bigger. At about this time, I was exposed to Five Color for the first time, and released that it was the perfect format for my favorite deck, and it began as a normal Five Color deck.
A couple of years later I decided to go Highlander as well, and then increase the size of my deck as I kept adding and adding cards. Today, it takes up numerous boxes, and I have come up with various solutions for problems like tutoring and shuffling that I talk about in other articles.
This deck has been one of the great teases of this column. I’ve talked about the deck again and again, I’ve even had decklists of earlier versions, but I have never actually posted the decklist until today.
Because I might have written a card down wrong once or twice, this will probably not look like a regular decklist. Instead, I will post it, sort my color and then alphabetically, and then it probably will not get Deck-ized by SCG. Let’s take a look at the deck. Get ready.
Abe’s Deck of Happiness and Joy
Blue
Aboshan, Cephalid Emperor
Acquire
Aeon Chronicler
Aethersnipe
Air Elemental
Alexi, Zephyr Mage
Allied Strategies
Ancestral Knowledge
Ancestral Recall
Ancestral Vision
Annex
Arcane Denial
Arcanis the Omnipotent
Attunement
Aura Thief
Balance of Power
Benthic Explorers
Benthicore
Body Double
Braingeyser
Brainstorm
Bribery
Bringer of the Blue Dawn
Broken Ambitions
Cancel
Careful Consideration
Cephalid Looter
Cephalid Sage
Cheatyface
Chromeshell Crab
Circular Logic
Clone
Coastal Piracy
Collective Restraint
Commandeer
Complicate
Compulsion
Compulsive Research
Concentrate
Condescend
Confound
Controvert
Copy Artifact
Counterbalance
Counterspell
Court Hussar
Covenant of Minds
Cryptic Annelid
Cryptic Command
Cunning Wish
Customs Depot
Deep Analysis
Deep-Sea Kraken
Delay
Descendant of Soramaro
Desertion
Diminishing Returns
Dismal Failure
Dismiss
Dissipate
Dizzy Spell
Djinn of Wishes
Double Take
Draining Whelk
Dralnu’s Pet
Dream Cache
Dream Fracture
Dreamscape Artist
Drelnoch
Drift of Phantasms
Drifting Djinn
Eerie Procession
Erayo, Soratami Ascendant
Ertai, Wizard Adept
Ertai’s Meddling
Essence Scatter
Ethereal Usher
Ethersworn Adjudicator
Evacuation
Evasive Action
Exclude
Eyes of the Watcher
Fabricate
Fact or Fiction
Faerie Trickery
Flux
Followed Footsteps
Forbid
Foresee
Frantic Search
Frazzle
Free-for-All
Future Sight
Gifts Given
Gifts Ungiven
Glen Elendra Archmage
Goliath Sphinx
Great Whale
Greater Morphling
Guile
Hinder
Honden of Seeing Winds
Impulse
Induce Paranoia
Inspired Sprite
Intuition
Ixidron
Jace Beleren
Jace, the Mind Sculptor
Jilt
Johnny, Combo Player
Jushi Apprentice
Kaho, Minamo Historian
Kederekt Leviathan
Keep Watch
Keiga, the Tide Star
Kira, Great Glass Spinner
Knowledge Exploitation
Last Word
Legerdemain
Long-Term Plans
Looter il-Kor
Lu Meng, Wu General
Lu Xun, Scholar General
Magus of the Bazaar
Magus of the Future
Magus of the Jar
Mahamoti Djinn
Mana Drain
Mana Leak
Man-o’-War
Mask of the Mimic
Meishin, the Mind Cage
Meloku the Clouded Mirror
Merchant Scroll
Merfolk Looter
Metathran Aerostat
Mind Spring
Miscalculation
Mischievous Quanar
Morphling
Muddle the Mixture
Mulldrifter
Mystical Teachings
Mystical Tutor
Negate
Ninja of the Deep Hours
Novijen Sages
Omen
Oona’s Grace
Ophidian
Opposition
Opt
Overtaker
Overwhelming Intellect
Ovinize
Palinchron
Parallel Thoughts
Personal Tutor
Ponder
Pongify
Portent
Possessed Aven
Power Sink
Probe
Propaganda
Prosperity
Psionic Blast
Pulse of the Grid
Put Away
Quicksilver Dragon
Rainbow Efreet
Raven Familiar
Ray of Command
Rayne, Academy Chancellor
Read the Runes
Reality Acid
Reality Ripple
Recall
Reckless Scholar
Reins of Power
Relearn
Reshape
Reweave
Rewind
Rhystic Study
Richard Garfield, Ph. D.
Riftwing Cloudskate
Riptide Mangler
Riptide Survivor
Rite of Replication
Roil Elemental
Sage’s Dousing
Sakashima the Imposter
Scattering Stroke
Serra Sphinx
Serum Visions
Shape Stealer
Silkwing Scout
Silver Wyvern
Sleight of Hand
Soothsaying
Soramaro, First to Dream
Spell Blast
Spell Burst
Spell Counter
Spelljack
Sphinx Ambassador
Sphinx of Lost Truths
Standstill
Steamcore Weird
Stifle
Stormscape Battlemage
Stroke of Genius
Summoner’s Bane
Sun Ce, Young Conquerer
Sun Quan, Lord of Wu
Syncopate
Take Possession
Teferi, Mage of Zhalfir
Telling Time
Temporal Manipulation
Tezzeret the Seeker
Thada Adel, Acquisitor
Thieves’ Fortune
Thieving Magpie
Thirst for Knowledge
Three Wishes
Tidespout Tyrant
Tidings
Time Spiral
Time Stop
Time Walk
Time Warp
Timetwister
Tinker
Tolarian Serpent
Tomorrow, Azami’s Familiar
Trade Routes
Tradewind Rider
Transmute Artifact
Traumatic Visions
Treachery
Trickbind
Trinket Mage
Truth or Tale
Uyo, Silent Prophet
Venser, Shaper Savant
Vesuvan Doppelganger
Vesuvan Shapeshifter
Vex
Vodalian Illusionist
Wall of Deceit
Wash Out
Whirlpool Warrior
Willbender
Windfall
Wipe Away
Wonder
Worldly Counsel
Wormfang Drake
Black
Absorb Vis
Agonizing Demise
All Hallow’s Eve
Ambition’s Cost
Ancient Craving
Animate Dead
Annihilate
Anowon, the Ruin Sage
Ashling, the Extinguisher
Attrition
Avatar of Woe
Bane of the Living
Barter in Blood
Beacon of Unrest
Beseech the Queen
Big Game Hunter
Bone Shredder
Brainspoil
Butcher of Malakir
Cabal Patriarch
Cao Cao, Lord of Wei
Cao Ren, Wei Commander
Carrionette
Chainer, Dementia Master
Chainer’s Edict
Chill to the Bone
Coffin Queen
Corpse Connoisseur
Corpse Dance
Cranial Extraction
Cruel Edict
Cruel Tutor
Crypt Angel
Damnation
Dance of the Dead
Dark Hatchling
Deadhead
Decree of Pain
Demonic Collusion
Demonic Consultation
Demonic Tutor
Diabolic Edict
Diabolic Intent
Diabolic Tutor
Dimir House Guard
Dimir Machinations
Divining Witch
Do or Die
Doom Blade
Doomed Necromancer
Drag Down
Dread
Dread Return
Ebon Dragon
Entomb
Eradicate
Executioner’s Capsule
Expunge
Eyeblight’s Ending
Faceless Butcher
Filth
Forced March
Gatekeeper of Malakir
Gloomdrifter
Gravedigger
Guardian Beast
Guiltfeeder
Havoc Demon
Heartstabber Mosquito
Herald of Leshrac
Hex
Ill-Gotten Gains
Imperial Seal
Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil
Ink-Eyes, Servant of Oni
Insidious Dreams
Kagemaro, First to Suffer
Kalitas, Bloodchief of Ghet
Keening Banshee
Kill! Destroy!
Kokusho, the Evening Star
Koskun Falls
Krovikan Horror
Laquatus’s Champion
Liliana Vess
Lim-Dul, the Necromancer
Living Death
Living End
Magus of the Mirror
Massacre
Mind Twist
Minion of Tevesh Szat
Mirri the Cursed
Necravolver
Necromancy
Necroplasm
Necrosavant
Nekrataal
Netherborn Phalanx
Nezumi Graverobber
Night Dealings
Night of Souls’ Betrayal
Nightscape Master
No Mercy
Notorious Assassin
Ob Nixilis the Fallen
Organ Grinder
Oubliette
Oversold Cemetery
Patron of the Nezumi
Phyrexian Gargantua
Phyrexian Plaguelord
Plague Sliver
Planar Despair
Predatory Nightstalker
Profane Command
Recurring Nightmare
Rend Flesh
Revenant
Rhystic Tutor
Rite of Consumption
Ritual of the Machine
Sanguine Praetor
Scion of Darkness
Seize the Soul
Sengir Nosferatu
Sengir Vampire
Shoreline Salvager
Shred Memory
Shriekmaw
Sickening Dreams
Sins of the Past
Skeletal Scrying
Skeletal Vampire
Slaughter
Sorin Markov
Spirit of the Night
Strangling Soot
Stronghold Assassin
Stronghold Overseer
Sudden Death
Sudden Spoiling
Sutured Ghoul
Swallowing Plague
Syphon Mind
Tainted Pact
Terror
The Abyss
Throat Slitter
Tombstalker
Tsabo’s Decree
Twilight’s Call
Unnerve
Vampiric Tutor
Victimize
Vile Requiem
Visara the Dreadful
Void Maw
Warren Pilferers
Warren Wierding
Wei Night Raiders
Woebringer Demon
Yawgmoth’s Will
Zhang He, Wei General
Zombify
Red
Akroma, Angel of Fury
Ancient Hydra
Anger
Arc-Slogger
Ashling the Pilgrim
Avalanche Riders
Avatar of Fury
Banefire
Blood Frenzy
Bloodfire Kavu
Bloodshot Cyclops
Bogardan Hellkite
Bringer of the Red Dawn
Browbeat
Burning Wish
Caldera Hellion
Chain Reaction
Chandra Ablaze
Chandra Nalaar
Changeling Berserker
Chartooth Cougar
Cinder Elemental
Comet Storm
Covetous Dragon
Crater Hellion
Dead/Gone
Desolation Giant
Diaochan, Artful Beauty
Dong Zhou, the Tyrant
Dragonmaster Outcast
Dragonstorm
Earthquake
Eron the Relentless
Fatal Frenzy
Fault Line
Fiery Fall
Fire Imp
Fireball
Firestorm
Flame Javelin
Flameblast Dragon
Flametongue Kavu
Flaming Gambit
Fledgling Dragon
Fling
Fork
Gamble
Ghitu Slinger
Goblin Bombardment
Goblin Tutor
Godo, Bandit Warlord
Grab the Reins
Greater Gargadon
Hamletback Goliath
Hateflayer
Homura, Human Ascendant
Hunted Dragon
Illuminate
Imperial Recruiter
Incendiary Command
Jalum Grifter
Jaya Ballard, Task Mage
Jiwari, the Earth Aflame
Jund Battlemage
Kamahl, Pit Fighter
Karplusan Yeti
Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs
Keldon Vandals
Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker
Kumano, Master Yamabushi
Latulla, Keldon Overseer
Lightning Surge
Lu Bu, Master-at-Arms
Mages’ Contest
Magma Giant
Magma Jet
Magma Phoenix
Magus of the Arena
Mogg Infestation
Mogg Maniac
Molten Disaster
Mordant Dragon
Orcish Librarian
Outrage Shaman
Pardic Arsonist
Predator Dragon
Pyroclasm
Rakavolver
Rakka Mar
Ravenous Baboons
Reiterate
Rival’s Duel
Rough/Tumble
Rukh Egg
Ryusei, the Falling Star
Scourge of Kher Ridges
Shard Phoenix
Shattering Spree
Shivan Dragon
Skarrgan Firebird
Slice and Dice
Sneak Attack
Soul’s Fire
Spitebellows
Squee, Goblin Nabob
Stalking Vengeance
Starke of Rath
Starstorm
Stigma Lasher
Stone Idol Trap
Tahngarth, Talruum hero
Taurean Mauler
Thunder Dragon
Thundermare
Thunderscape Battlemage
Tin Street Hooligan
Tuktuk Scrapper
Two-Headed Dragon
Unwilling Recruit
Urza’s Rage
Viashino Heretic
Wheel of Fate
Wheel of Fortune
Wild Research
Wild Ricochet
Worldheart Phoenix
Green
Acidic Slime
All Suns’ Dawn
Ana Battlemage
Anavolver
Ant Queen
Arashi, the Sky Asunder
Arboria
Avenger of Zendikar
Berserk
Birds of Paradise
Bloom Tender
Borderland Ranger
Boreal Druid
Budoka Gardener
Call of the Herd
Carpet of Flowers
Carven Caryatid
Centaur Chieftain
Changeling Titan
Child of Gaea
Chord of Calling
Citanul Centaurs
Civic Wayfinder
Copperhoof Vorrac
Cream of the Crop
Crop Rotation
Cytoplast Root-Kin
Dawnstrider
Deep Reconnaissance
Defense of the Heart
Deranged Hermit
Diligent Farmhand
Double Play
Druid of the Anima
Elvish Aberration
Elvish Harbinger
Enshrined Memories
Erhnam Djinn
Eternal Witness
Eureka
Evolution Charm
Exploration
Explore
Explosive Vegetation
Far Wanderings
Farseek
Fastbond
Feral Hydra
Fertilid
Fierce Empath
Forgotten Ancient
Frontier Guide
Gaea’s Blessing
Gamekeeper
Garruk Wildspeaker
Gemhide Sliver
Genesis
Gift of the Gargantuan
Gigapede
Glissa Sunseeker
Golgari Grave-Troll
Greenseeker
Grizzly Fate
Gurzigost
Harmonize
Harrow
Heart Warden
Hedge Troll
Hermit Druid
Hermit Druid
Hibernation’s End
Holistic Wisdom
Hua Tuo, Honored Physician
Hunted Troll
Hunting Cheetah
Hunting Moa
Hunting Wilds
Hush
Hystrodon
Indrik Stomphowler
Into the North
Jedit Ojanen of Efrava
Journey of Discovery
Kalonian Behemoth
Kavu Titan
Khalni Heart Expedition
Kodama of the North Tree
Kodama’s Reach
Krosan Grip
Krosan Tusker
Lady Zhurong, Warrior Queen
Land Aid ’04
Lay of the Land
Lhurgoyf
Life from the Loam
Lignify
Living Hive
Living Wish
Loaming Shaman
Lurking Predators
Magus of the Library
Mana Reflection
Masked Admirers
Master of the Wild Hunt
Meng Huo, Barbarian King
Mirri’s Guile
Mirrorwood Treefolk
Mold Shambler
Mossbridge Troll
Mulch
Multani, Maro-Sorcerer
Multani’s Decree
Mwonvuli Acid-Moss
Mycoloth
Name Dropping
Nantuko Blightcutter
Nantuko Vigilante
Naturalize
Nature’s Lore
Nature’s Spiral
Naya Battlemage
Nemata, Grove Guardian
New Frontiers
Noble Hierarch
Nostalgic Dreams
Nullmage Shepherd
Ohran Viper
Oracle of Mul Daya
Oran-Rief Recluse
Paleoloth
Panglacial Wurm
Patagia Viper
Pattern of Rebirth
Perilous Forays
Phantom Centaur
Possessed Centaur
Primal Growth
Primordial Sage
Prismatic Omen
Protean Hulk
Protean Hydra
Quagnoth
Quest for Renewal
Quiet Disrepair
Quirion Dryad
Quirion Explorer
Raking Canopy
Rampaging Baloths
Rampant Growth
Ravenous Baloth
Reap
Reap and Sow
Reclaim
Recollect
Recross the Paths
Regal Force
Regrowth
Reincarnation
Relic Crush
Renewal
Restock
Rhox
Riding the Dilu Horse
Rites of Spring
Roar of the Wurm
Root Elemental
Sakura-Tribe Elder
Scapeshift
Scarwood Bandits
Seal of Primordium
Search for Tomorrow
Seedborn Muse
Shard Convergence
Silhana Starfletcher
Silklash Spider
Silverglade Pathfinder
Silvos, Rogue Elemental
Singing Tree
Skullmulcher
Skyshroud Elves
Slingbow Trap
Soul’s Majesty
Spike Feeder
Spike Weaver
Spoils of Victory
Spring Cleaning
Sprout Swarm
Stonewood Invocation
Summoner’s Pact
Summoning Trap
Sylvan Bounty
Sylvan Library
Sylvan Scrying
Sylvan Tutor
Sylvok Explorer
Symbol Status
Tarmogoyf
Tel-Jilad Justice
Terastodon
Thallid Shell-Dweller
Thelonite Hermit
Thornling
Thornscape Battlemage
Three Visits
Timbermare
Time of Need
Timmy, Power Gamer
Tooth and Nail
Tornado Elemental
Treefolk Harbinger
Troll Ascetic
Trophy Hunter
Uktabi Orangutan
Untamed Wilds
Urborg Elf
Ursapine
Utopia Tree
Verdant Force
Verdeloth the Ancient
Veteran Explorer
Vigor
Vine Trellis
Vinelasher Kudzu
Viridian Acolyte
Viridian Lorebearers
Viridian Zealot
Wall of Blossoms
Wall of Mulch
Wear Away
Werebear
Wild Pair
Windstorm
Wing Snare
Wirewood Guardian
Wolfbriar Elemental
Wood Elves
Woodland Guidance
Woodripper
Worldly Tutor
Yavimaya Dryad
Yavimaya Elder
Yavimaya Granger
White
Academy Rector
Adarkar Valkyrie
Afterlife
Akroma, Angel of Wrath
Akroma’s Vengeance
Allay
Ancestor’s Chosen
Angel of Salvation
Angelic Chorus
Angelic Wall
Arbiter of Knollridge
Archon of Redemption
Archon of Justice
Aura of Silence
Austere Command
Aven Mindcensor
Avenger en-Dal
Azorius Herald
Balance
Ballista Squad
Baneslayer Angel
Blinding Angel
Boros Fury-Shield
Breath of Life
Brigid, Hero of Kinsbaile
Calming Licid
Cataclysm
Catastrophe
Chastise
Cho-Manno, Revolutionary
Cleansing Meditation
Commander Eesha
Condemn
Congregate
Crib Swap
Darien, King of Kjeldor
Dawn Charm
Death or Glory
Decree of Justice
Devoted Caretaker
Devouring Light
Devout Witness
Disenchant
Dismantling Blow
Dust Elemental
Eight-and-a-Half-Tails
Elspeth, Knight-Errant
Emeria Angel
Endless Horizons
Enlightened Tutor
Eternal Dragon
Exalted Angel
Exile
Faith’s Fetters
Felidar Sovereign
Feudkiller’s Verdict
Final Judgment
Galepowder Mage
Gerrard Capashen
Ghostly Prison
Ghostway
Gift of Estates
Gleam of Resistance
Glory
Golden Wish
Guan Yu, Sainted Warrior
Guardian of the Guildpact
Hail of Arrows
Hallowed Burial
Hobble
Hour of Reckoning
Humble
Idyllic Tutor
Indomitable Ancients
Iona’s Judgment
Ivory Mask
Jareth, Leonine Titan
Journey to Nowhere
Judge Unworthy
Karmic Guide
Karmic Justice
Kirtar’s Wrath
Kithkin Spellduster
Knight of the White Orchid
Konda, Lord of Eiganjo
Kongming, “Sleeping Dragon”
Kor Cartographer
Kor Sanctifiers
Land Tax
Leonin Abunas
Lieutenant Kirtar
Liu-Bei, Lord of Shu
Look at Me, I’m the DCI
Lost Auramancers
Loyal Sentry
Mageta the Lion
Magus of the Disk
Magus of the Moat
Magus of the Tabernacle
Mangara of Corondor
March of Souls
Martial Coup
Masako the Humorless
Michiko Konda, Truth Seeker
Miraculous Recovery
Mirror Entity
Moat
Momentary Blink
Mother of Runes
Mystic Zealot
Nagao, Bound by Honor
Nikko-Onna
Noble Templar
Oblation
Oblivion Ring
Opal Archangel
Opal-Eye, Konda’s Yojimbo
Open the Vaults
Order of Whiteclay
Orim, Samite Healer
Orim’s Thunder
Parallax Wave
Path to Exile
Patron of the Kitsune
Perimeter Captain
Planar Cleansing
Planar Collapse
Porphyry Nodes
Prison Term
Pristine Angel
Pulsemage Advocate
Purity
Pursuit of Knowledge
Radiant, Archangel
Radiant’s Dragoons
Radiant’s Judgment
Ranger of Eos
Ray of Revelation
Resounding Silence
Resurrection
Retribution of the Meek
Return to Dust
Reya Dawnbringer
Righteous Fury
Rockcaster Platoon
Rout
Rune-Tail, Kitsune Ascendant
Scourglass
Seal of Cleansing
Seed Spark
Seht’s Tiger
Serra Avatar
Serra Avenger
Shrieking Grotesque
Solar Tide
Solemn Offering
Soul Sculptor
Spectral Lynx
Spirit en-Dal
Spirit Mirror
Spirit of the Hearth
Spurnmage Advocate
Starlight Invoker
Stonecloaker
Stoneforge Mystic
Stonehewer Giant
Stormfront Riders
Sunscape Battlemage
Sunscape Familiar
Sunscour
Swell of Courage
Taj-Nar Swordsmith
Tariff
Temple Acolyte
Terashi’s Grasp
Tithe
Trap Runner
Twilight Shepherd
Vengeful Dreams
Voidstone Gargoyle
Wall of Reverence
Wave of Reckoning
Weathered Wayfarer
Whitemane Lion
Windborn Muse
Winds of Rath
Wing Shards
Wispmare
World Queller
Wrath of God
Yosei, the Morning Star
Zhang Fei, Fierce Warrior
Zhao Zilong, Tiger General
Multicolor
Absorb
Adun Oakenshield
Aether Mutation
Agent of Masks
Altar of Bone
Anathemancer
Angel of Despair
Angus Mackenzie
Anurid Brushhopper
Apocalypse Hydra
Artifact Mutation
Asmira, Holy Avenger
Assault/Battery
Augury Adept
Aura Mutation
Aura Shards
Aven Mimeomancer
Azorius Guildmage
Bant Charm
Behemoth Sledge
Biomantic Mastery
Bituminous Blast
Blazing Specter
Blood Tyrant
Bound/Determined
Branching Bolt
Brightflame
Brion Stoutarm
Broodmate Dragon
Call the Skybreaker
Captain Sisay
Captain’s Maneuver
Cauldron Dance
Cauldron Haze
Charnelhoard Wurm
Child of Alara
Chromium
Clutch of the Undercity
Coiling Oracle
Cold-Eyed Selkie
Conflux
Congregation at Dawn
Consult the Necrosages
Countersquall
Creakwood Liege
Crime/Punishment
Crosis the Purger
Crosis’s Charm
Darigaaz, the Igniter
Dauntless Escort
Death Grasp
Deathbringer Liege
Deathbringer Thoctar
Decimate
Deepfire Elemental
Defiler of Souls
Demonspine Whip
Dimir Cutpurse
Dimir Doppelganger
Dimir Guildmage
Dimir Infiltrator
Djinn Illuminatus
Doran, the Siege Tower
Double Negative
Dragon Broodmother
Dream Salvage
Dromar’s Charm
Duergar Hedge-Mage
Eladamri’s Call
Electrolyze
Elemental Augury
Empyrial Archangel
Enigma Sphinx
Esper Charm
Experiment Kraj
Exploding Borders
Fieldmist Borderpost
Fight to the Death
Figure of Destiny
Filigree Angel
Fire/Ice
Firemane Angel
Fires of Yavimaya
Firewild Borderpost
Fracturing Gust
Frenetic Efreet
Garza Zol, Plague Queen
Genju of the Realm
Giltspire Avenger
Gleancrawler
Glittering Wish
Godsire
Grand Arbiter Augustin IV
Grave-Shell Scarab
Grizzled Leotau
Gwendlyn di Corci
Hag Hedge-Mage
Halfdane
Hazezon Tamar
Hellhole Rats
Hellkite Overlord
Hindering Light
Hull Breach
Hymn of Rebirth
Identity Crisis
Igneous Pouncer
Intet, the Dreamer
Intimidation Bolt
Invoke the Firemind
Isperia the Inscrutible
Ith, High Arcanist
Jacques le Vert
Jenara, Asura of War
Jhessian Zombies
Jhoira of the Ghitu
Jund Charm
Jungle Barrier
Kaervek the Merciless
Karrthus, Tyrant of Jund
Knight of New Alara
Knight of the Reliquary
Kulrath Knight
Lady Caleria
Lavalanche
Lightning Reaver
Livonia Silone
Lord of Extinction
Loxodon Hierarch
Lyzolda, the Blood Witch
Maelstrom Archangel
Maelstrom Nexus
Maelstrom Pulse
Mage Slayer
Magister Sphinx
Manamorphose
Mask of Riddles
Meglonoth
Memory Plunder
Merieke Ri Berit
Mindleech Mass
Minotaur Illusionist
Mirari’s Wake
Mirror Sheen
Mistmeadow Witch
Mistvein Borderpost
Momir Vig, Simic Visionary
Moroii
Mortify
Murderous Redcap
Mystic Enforcer
Mystic Snake
Naya Charm
Nebuchadnezzar
Necromancer’s Covenant
Nicol Bolas
Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker
Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind
Novablast Wurm
Numot, the Devastator
Odds/Ends
Offering to Asha
Oracle of Nectars
Order/Chaos
Ordered Migration
Oros, the Avenger
Overbeing of Myth
Pale Recluse
Pernicious Deed
Perplex
Phantom Nishoba
Phelddagrif
Predatory Advantage
Pride of the Clouds
Prince of Thralls
Privileged Position
Progenitus
Prophetic Bolt
Psychatog
Putrefy
Qasali Pridemage
Questing Pheldagrif
Rasputin Dreamweaver
Razia, Boros Archangel
Recoil
Reflect Damage
Repel Intruders
Retaliator Griffin
Reviving Vapors
Rise of the Hobgoblins
Rith, the Awakener
Rubinia Soulsinger
Sanctum Plowbeast
Sapling of Colfenor
Savage Twister
Sedris, the Traitor King
Selenia, Dark Angel
Selesnya Guildmage
Sen Triplets
Shadow of Doubt
Shadowmage Infiltrator
Shivan Wurm
Simic Sky Swallower
Sisters of Stone Death
Sky Hussar
Slave of Bolas
Snakeform
Sol’Kanar the Swamp King
Soul Manipulation
Sovereigns of Lost Alara
Spellbound Dragon
Spellbreaker Behemoth
Sphinx of the Steel Wind
Sphinx Summoner
Spinal Embrace
Spiritmonger
Spite/Malice
Spitting Image
Sprouting Thrinax
Sterling Grove
Stoic Angel
Stormbind
Suffocating Blast
Sunastian Falconer
Supply/Demand
Sygg, River Cutthroat
Teneb, the Harvester
Terminate
Tetsuo Umezawa
Thistledown Liege
Thraximundar
Tolsimir Wolfblood
Tor Wauki
Treva’s Charm
Trygon Predator
Turn to Mist
Twisted Justice
Undermine
Unmake
Uril, the Miststalker
Valley Rannet
Veinfire Borderpost
Veldaken Heretic
Vengeful Rebirth
Vhati il-Dal
Vindicate
Vithian Renegades
Void
Voidslime
Vorosh, the Hunter
Vulturous Zombie
Wall of Denial
Wargate
Wax/Wane
Who/What/When/Where/Why
Wilderness Elemental
Wildfield Borderpost
Wilt-Leaf Liege
Woolly Thoctar
Wrexial, the Risen Deep
Zealous Persecution
Zur the Enchanter
Artifacts (no color)
Aether Spellbomb
Armillary Sphere
Astrolabe
Azorius Signet
Barbed Sextant
Bargaining Table
Black Lotus
Boros Signet
Bosh, Iron Golem
Bosium Strip
Bottle Gnomes
Braidwood Sextant
Chaos Confetti
Chaos Orb
Chromatic Sphere
Chromatic Star
Chrome Mox
Citanul Flute
Claws of Gix
Clearwater Goblet
Coalition Relic
Coldsteel Heart
Colfenor’s Urn
Credit Voucher
Crystal Shard
Cyclopean Tomb
Darksteel Colossus
Darksteel Ingot
Deathrender
Dimir Signet
Diviner’s Wand
Draco
Duplicant
Elsewhere Flask
Emmessi Tome
Empyrial Plate
Engineered Explosives
Epochrasite
Erratic Portal
Etched Oracle
Everflowing Chalice
Expedition Map
Explorer’s Scope
Fellwar Stone
Forcefield
Gilded Lotus
Goblin Charbelcher
Golgari Signet
Grim Monolith
Grinning Totem
Gruul Signet
Guardian Idol
Heartseeker
Helm of Kaldra
Helm of Obedience
Helm of Possession
Icy Manipulator
Illuminated Folio
Illusionary Mask
Ivory Tower
Izzet Signet
Jack-in-the-Mox
Jalum’s Tome
Jeweled Amulet
Journeyer’s Kite
Karn, Silver Golem
Khalni Gem
Knowledge Vault
Kyren Archive
Legacy Weapon
Liar’s Pendulum
Lightning Greaves
Lotus Bloom
Lotus Blossom
Loxodon Warhammer
Mana Cylix
Mana Prism
Mana Vault
Manaforce Mace
Mangara’s Tome
Manriki-Gusari
Mask of Memory
Memnarch
Memory Jar
Mind Stone
Mindless Automaton
Mind’s Eye
Mindslaver
Mirari
Mirror Golem
Mirror Universe
Mizzium Transreliquat
Moonring Mirror
Mox Crystal
Mox Diamond
Mox Emerald
Mox Jet
Mox Pearl
Mox Sapphire
Muse Vessel
My First Tome
Myr Incubator
Mystic Compass
Nevinyrral’s Disk
Nova Pentacle
Obelisk of Alara
Obelisk of Bant
Obelisk of Bant
Obelisk of Grixis
Obelisk of Jund
Oblivion Stone
Opaline Bracers
Orochi Hatchery
Orzhov Signet
Panoptic Mirror
Paradise Mantle
Pariah’s Sheild
Pentad Prism
Phyrexian Furnace
Phyrexian Portal
Phyrexian Processor
Pilgrim’s Eye
Plague Boiler
Planar Portal
Platinum Angel
Powder Keg
Power Armor
Power Matrix
Predator, Flagship
Prismatic Lens
Proteus Staff
Puppet Strings
Rakdos Signet
Relic of Progenitus
Ring of Gix
Rings of Brighthearth
Riptide Replicator
Rocket Launcher
Scroll Rack
Sculpting Steel
Seer’s Sundial
Selesnya Signet
Sensei’s Divining Top
Shield of Kaldra
Silent Arbiter
Simic Signet
Skullclamp
Skyship Weatherlight
Snake Basket
Sol Grail
Sol Ring
Solemn Simulacrum
Soul Foundry
Spectral Searchlight
Springleaf Drum
Staff of Domination
Stuffy Doll
Sunforger
Sword of Fire and Ice
Sword of Kaldra
Sword of Light and Shadow
Sword of the Ages
Synod Sanctum
Talisman of Dominance
Talisman of Impulse
Talisman of Indulgence
Talisman of Progress
Talisman of Unity
Tatsumasa, the Dragon’s Fang
Tawnos’s Coffin
Temporal Aperture
Terrarion
That Which Was Taken
Thran Dynamo
Ticking Gnomes
Time Vault
Triskelion
Umezawa’s Jitte
Veldaken Orrery
Vexing Arcanix
Wanderer’s Twig
Wayfarer’s Bauble
World-Bottling Kit
Xanthic Statue
Non-Basic Lands
Abandoned Outpost
Academy Ruins
Adarkar Wastes
Akoum Refuge
Ancient Amphitheater
Ancient Den
Ancient Ziggurat
Arcane Sanctum
Arctic Flats
Arena
Arid Mesa
Auntie’s Hovel
Azorius Chancery
Bad River
Badlands
Bant Panorama
Barren Moor
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Bayou
Bazaar of Baghdad
Blinkmoth Nexus
Blood Crypt
Bojuka Bog
Boreal Shelf
Boros Garrison
Breeding Pool
Brushland
Calciform Pools
Cascade Bluffs
Castle Sengir
Caves of Koilos
Celestial Colonnade
Cinder Marsh
City of Ass
City of Brass
City of Shadows
Cloudcrest Lake
Coastal Tower
Creeping Tar Pit
Crosis’s Catacombs
Crumbling Necropolis
Dakmor Salvage
Darigaaz’s Caldera
Dark Depths
Darksteel Citadel
Darkwater Catacombs
Deserted Temple
Diamond Valley
Dimir Aqueduct
Dread Statuary
Dreadship Reef
Drifting Meadow
Dromar’s Cavern
Dust Bowl
Eiganjo Castle
Elfhame Palace
Esper Panorma
Exotic Orchard
Eye of Ugin
Faerie Conclave
Fetid Heath
Fire-Lit Thicket
Flagstones of Trokair
Flood Plain
Flooded Grove
Forbidden Orchard
Forgotten Cave
Frost Marsh
Fungal Reaches
Gaea’s Cradle
Gargoyle Castle
Gemstone Mine
Ghitu Encampment
Ghost Quarter
Gilt-Leaf Palace
Godless Shrine
Golgari Rot Farm
Grand Coliseum
Grasslands
Graven Cairns
Graypelt Refuge
Great Furnace
Grixis Panorama
Grove of the Burnwillows
Gruul Turf
Halimar Depths
Hallowed Fountain
Hammerheim
Henge of Ramos
High Market
Highland Weald
Horizon Canopy
Irrigation Ditch
Izzet Boilerworks
Jund Panorama
Jungle Shrine
Jwar Isle Refuge
Karakas
Kazandu Refuge
Keldon Megaliths
Keldon Necropolis
Khalni Garden
Kor Haven
Krosan Verge
Lantern-Lit graveyard
Leechridden Swamp
Library of Alexandria
Llanowar Reborn
Llanowar Wastes
Lonely Sandbar
Lotus Vale
Madblind Mountain
Magosi, the Waterveil
Marsh Flats
Maze of Ith
Mikokoro, Center of the Sea
Minamo, School at Water’s Edge
Mirrodin;s Core
Mishra’s Factory
Mistveil Plains
Misty Rainforest
Mogg Hollows
Molten Slagheap
Moonring Island
Mossfire Valley
Mosswort Bridge
Mountain Valley
Murmuring Bosk
Mutavault
Naya Panorama
New Benalia
Nimbus Maze
Nivix, Aerie of the Firemind
Oboro, Palace in the Clouds
Okina, Temple to the Grandfathers
Overgrown Tomb
Pendelhaven
Phyrexian Tower
Pine Barrens
Pinecrest Ridge
Plateau
Polluted Mire
Raging Ravine
Rainbow Vale
Rakdos Carnarium
Reflecting Pool
Reliquary Tower
Remote Isle
Riftstone Portal
Rith’s Grove
River of Tears
Rocky Tar Pit
Rootwater Depths
Rugged Prarie
Rupture Spire
Rustic Clachan
Sacred Foundry
Salt Marsh
Saltcrusted Steppe
Sapseep Forest
Savage Lands
Savannah
Scalding Tarn
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Seaside Citadel
Seat of the Synod
Secluded Steppe
Sejiri Refuge
Selesnya Sanctuary
Shimmering Grotto
Shinka, the Bloodsoaked Keep
Shivan Gorge
Shivan Oasis
Shivan Reef
Shizo, Death’s Storehouse
Simic Growth Chamber
Skarrg, the Rage Pits
Skycloud Expanse
Slippery Karst
Smoldering Crater
Spawning Pool
Steam Vents
Stirring Wildwood
Stomping Ground
Strip Mine
Sulfurous Springs
Sungrass Prarie
Sunhome, Fortress of the Legion
Sunken Ruins
Svogthos, the Restless Tomb
Taiga
Tectonic Edge
Temple Garden
Terminal Moraine
Terramorphic Expanse
Thalakos Lowlands
Thawing Glaciers
Thran Quarry
Timberland Ruins
Tinder Farm
Tolaria
Tolaria West
Tolarian Academy
Tranquil Garden
Tranquil Thicket
Tree of Tales
Treetop Village
Tresserhorn Sinks
Treva’s Ruins
Tropical Island
Tundra
Underground River
Underground Sea
Undiscovered Paradise
Unstable Frontier
Urborg
Urborg Volcano
Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
Vault of Whispers
Vec Townships
Verdant Catacombs
Vesuva
Vitu-Ghazi, the City-Tree
Vivid Crag
Vivid Creek
Vivid Grove
Vivid Marsh
Vivid Meadow
Volcanic Island
Volrath’s Stronghold
Wanderwine Hub
Waterveil Cavern
Watery Grave
Windbrisk Heights
Winding Canyons
Yavimaya Coast
Yavimaya Hollow
Zoetic Cavern
Basics
62 Plains
62 Swamp
61 Mountain
63 Island
71 Forest
Happiness and Joy stats:
Blue :261
Black :165
Red :126
Green :241
White :192
Gold :261
Artifacts, mono-color :184
Non-Basics :238
Total Basics :319
Total Number of non-lands in H&J: 1430
Total Number of Lands: 557
Total Number of Cards in H&J: 1987
Well, we just have to get to 2000. I grab some basics.
I add:
5 Islands from Zendikar (one of each picture, an extra of 236)
3 Plains from Zendikar (all but 230)
2 Swamps (238, 239)
1 Mountain (243)
2 Forests (249,248)
2000 total cards!
…
You’re welcome!
Until later…