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0905 112 1121 My Deck Needs A Good Shuffle
0905 112 1122 Cut My Deck! Cut It!
0905 112 1123 Watch Me Stack My Mana
0905 112 1124 I Prefer To Riffle
0905 112 1125 I’ll Mulligan Down to One If You Want Me
0905 112 1126 Look At My Opening Hand!
0905 112 1127 Watch Me Slap Something Big On The Table
0905 112 1128 Drafting For The First Time
0905 112 1129 Premature Booster Opener
0905 112 1131 Do You Want To Know What I’ve Just Picked?
0905 112 1132 Slipping In Some Extra Cards
0905 112 1133 Listen To Me Pass The Wrong Way!
0905 112 1134 I’ve Been Very Naughty — I’ve Been Rare Drafting!
0905 112 1135 Room For One More?
0905 112 1136 I Forgot To Open My Booster And I’ve Started Drafting — What’s My Punishment?
0905 112 1137 My Combo Is About To Go Off!
0905 112 1138 Look! My Sleeves Are See-Thru!
0905 112 1139 I Play Without Deck Protection
0905 112 1141 Four Opponents In Four Hours
0905 112 1142 My Cards Are All Sticky
0905 112 1143 Bye Curious?
0905 112 1144 My First Game Loss
0905 112 1145 Enter Me (In A Side Event)
0905 112 1146 I’m Pumping My Enforcer
0905 112 1147 Fetters My Beat-Stick!
0905 112 1148 Smash My Signet
0905 112 1149 I Suck (At Magic)
0905 112 1151 I Will Take Unnecessary Mana Burn
0905 112 1152 Bounce My Tokens
0905 112 1153 Pulling It Off — Top-Deckers Doing What Comes Naturally
0905 112 1154 Hear Me Enjoying A Trade — Live!
0905 112 1155 Swing And Finish Me Off
0905 112 1156 I Drew An Extra Card (And My Opponent Didn’t Notice)
0905 112 1157 Watch Me Split My Prizes
0905 112 1158 Double-Header
0905 112 1159 Fill My Last Slot (Confessions of a T.O)
0905 112 1161 Toss ‘Em ‘Ere — Wolfing It Down!
0905 112 1162 Hear Me Moan (About The Jitte)
0905 112 1163 Girl-On-Girl Action
0905 112 1164 Slow Player — I Want It To Last For As Long As Possible
0905 112 1165 Hot Hex Action
0905 112 1166 Char My Loxodon
0905 112 1167 Premature Speculation (I Read Spoilers)
0905 112 1168 Do You Want To Go First?
0905 112 1169 Lich Me All Over
0905 112 1171 Do You Want To Hear About My “Comes Into Play” Effect?
0905 112 1172 Playing With Myself
0905 112 1173 Listen To Me Practice
0905 112 1174 My Bouncing Beebles Are Shiny
0905 112 1175 I Pay Extra For Foils
0905 112 1176 Remove My Saprolings One-By-One
0905 112 1177 Tap My (Sol) Ring
0905 112 1178 I’ve Got A Big Wurm
0905 112 1179 Playing Two Side-Events At Once