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The Magic Show #23 — Christmas Special!

Christmastime is always a happy, fun time in my family, and I hope it is in yours. There are few things as cherished as Christmas. I’m not even Christian but I still put that tree up and I’m excited to watch my girls open presents.

This next little ditty is dedicated to all of my Magic friends (and enemies), and I hope that you enjoyed it as much as I did making it.

Hello everybody, welcome to a very special edition of The Magic Show. We’ll finish up the year in review in the next few weeks.

[The following is a transcript of the show, which you really should check out.]

Now, first, a few words on Christmas: Christmastime is always a happy, fun time in my family and I hope it is in yours. There are few things as cherished as Christmas. I’m not even Christian but I still put that tree up and I’m excited to watch my girls open presents.

This next little ditty is dedicated to all of my Magic friends (and enemies), and I hope that you enjoyed it as much as I did making it.

The 12 Days Of Magic

On the first day of Christmas
StarCity sent to me
A mana bird in a North tree!

On the second day of Christmas
StarCity sent to me
Two Karoos
A mana bird in a North tree!

On the third day of Christmas
StarCity sent to me
Three Goblin tokens
Two Karoos
A mana bird in a North tree!

On the fourth day of Christmas
StarCity sent to me
Four Thieving Magpie
Three Goblin tokens
Two Karoos
A mana bird in a North tree!

On the fifth day of Christmas
StarCity sent to me
Five Sol Riings!
Four Thieving Magpie
Three Goblin tokens
Two Karoos
A mana bird in a North tree!

On the sixth day of Christmas
StarCity sent to me
Six Jaya Ballard,
Five Sol Riings!
Four Thieving Magpie
Three Goblin tokens
Two Karoos
A mana bird in a North tree!

On the seventh day of Christmas
StarCity sent to me
Seven Thrulls a Breeding,
Six Jaya Ballard,
Five Sol Riings!
Four Thieving Magpie
Three Goblin tokens
Two Karoos
A mana bird in a North tree!

On the eighth day of Christmas
StarCity sent to me
Eight and a Half Tails,
Seven Thrulls a Breeding,
Six Jaya Ballard,
Five Sol Riings!
Four Thieving Magpie
Three Goblin tokens
Two Karoos
A mana bird in a North tree!

On the ninth day of Christmas
StarCity sent to me
Nine Tooth and Nail,
Eight and a Half Tails,
Seven Thrulls a Breeding,
Six Jaya Ballard,
Five Sol Riings!
Four Thieving Magpie
Three Goblin tokens
Two Karoos
A mana bird in a North tree!

On the tenth day of Christmas
StarCity sent to me
Ten Gifts Ungiven,
Nine Tooth and Nail,
Eight and a Half Tails,
Seven Thrulls a Breeding,
Six Jaya Ballard,
Five Sol Riings!
Four Thieving Magpie
Three Goblin tokens
Two Karoos
A mana bird in a North tree!

On the eleventh day of Christmas
StarCity sent to me
Eleven Cap’n Tickles,
Ten Gifts Ungiven,
Nine Tooth and Nail,
Eight and a Half Tails,
Seven Thrulls a Breeding,
Six Jaya Ballard,
Five Sol Riings!
Four Thieving Magpie
Three Goblin tokens
Two Karoos
A mana bird in a North tree!

On the twelfth day of Christmas
StarCity sent to me
Twelve Urza Lands
Eleven Cap’n Tickles,
Ten Gifts Ungiven,
Nine Tooth and Nail,
Eight and a Half Tails,
Seven Thrulls a Breeding,
Six Jaya Ballard,
Five Sol Riings!
Four Thieving Magpie
Three Goblin tokens
Two Karoos
A mana bird in a North tree!

Merry Christmas Everybody!

Evan “misterorange” Erwin
Dubya dubya dubya dot misterorange dot com
eerwin +at+ gmail +dot+ com
Written while watching “A Christmas Story” (you’ll shoot your eye out!)