Swear To Shake It Up

Some people have described some of my more “personal” articles as difficult to read. I will agree that, on occasion, those kinds of articles are more
important to the author as opposed to the people reading them. The articles I tend to write about family, lifestyle changes, and inner struggle are
therapeutic, though I (genuinely) try to include sufficient Magical content, with or without the occasional gratuitous scene.

I don’t always make the best decisions.

Since 2009, I have been writing for this fine website, and it honors me to be able to bring this piece to you on the Premium side, as well as many more to
come! However, the Playtesting Videos featuring myself and Brian Braun-Duin will continue on the Select side. While there will be a bit of awkward overlap,
I think it is important to have that kind of detailed information readily available to anyone who wants to visit StarCityGames.com.

Brian and I love making the Playtest Videos, and we look forward to them every week. We make them to be entertaining, but above all else we want them to be
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certain matchups tend to play out. We want to bring you deck techs to give you insight into certain card choices, and give you sideboarding advice based on
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We are not always right in our assumptions, and we don’t always make the right plays, but I want these videos to become learning tools so you don’t repeat
our blunders. I want these videos to become ingrained in your weekly routine. I want you to recommend these videos to your friends who are just getting
into Standard and need help figuring out what deck(s) to play. I want these videos to inspire, and to be educational. It is my passion to teach. It is also
my passion to play Magic (which is evident by sticking with the game for over a decade). Conveniently, I get to do both in every article I write and video
I record. In essence, I am living the dream, and I have no one to thank but the people who come back each and every week for more.

Your hunger and your drive to get better at this (truly unique) game is what inspires me to write and to keep writing. Your questions and constructive
voices are sugar to the senses, and the only reason I am constantly improving as a player and writer. Magic: the Gathering is a wonderful game, and I
couldn’t ask for a better audience.

– Todd

P.S. If you have never read an article of mine before, I recommend reading the first half of my article “Trust.”

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Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen.

Just because I am on the Premium side of things now doesn’t mean anything is going to change. I’m the same guy who wrote about Illusions, Mono-Green
Dungrove, and Delver: the Compendium*. I still love to play Magic, and my goal is to share basically every bit of relevant information that I come
across. The topic of choice is generally whatever I think is most important, but it is difficult to write when one is not inspired. Luckily, there
are a lot of different subjects to write about!

Over the next….well, for the foreseeable future, I plan on writing about Standard, Modern, and Legacy until my fingers bleed. With Return to Ravnica
being torn off the shelves at such a rapid pace, I can only assume that you would be excited to see some of the new cards in action! The deck I played in Cin City the weekend before last got a ton of attention. I’m glad to see such enthusiasm about the new Standard format, because Return to Ravnica pays homage to one of my
favorite blocks of all time. I’m genuinely excited to play Standard, and I know the same can be said for Gerry Thompson, Brad Nelson, and BBD too! While
there are a lot of elements of Innistrad Block currently dominating the current crop of decks, we won’t be able to fully appreciate Return to Ravnica until
we’ve had more time to build and play with it.

Magic is a complicated game.

With Return to Ravnica being released on Magic Online last week, I was able to procure some of the new spoils and get to work on some decks! Thanks to my
extensive Modern collection, I have access to virtually any manabase because the shocklands are reprints. I’ve been keeping track of what’s been performing
up to snuff, as well as playing a lot with various brews and established archetypes. My current favorite deck in the format is B/G Zombies (big shocker)!
Here are some things I’ve learned about the deck over the last week:

1. Crippling Blight is amazing against any deck with creatures. Removing a blocker or killing an early threat for a single mana is very powerful in a deck
as aggressive as this. Tempo is important with Zombies, so (effective) removal for a single mana is strong.

2. Rancor is an absolute powerhouse, and I want to play with four in virtually every aggressive deck. Zombies utilizes Rancor with resilient creatures, as
you are not afraid to trade in combat. With Jace, Architect of Thought being in the format, having a way to pump your small monsters is important, lest you
have your entire team be reduced to Squires.

3. I want to play with twelve one-drops, as Rakdos Cackler is not that much worse than Diregraf Ghoul. The added aggression will allow Rancor and Crippling
Blight to do great things. Most decks in Standard can’t handle such an early onslaught of creatures, and especially so when their stabilizing threat (aka
Thragtusk) is reduced to rubble via Crippling Blight.

4. Guildgates are awesome, even in aggressive decks. With so many efficient threats, it is generally fine to play a one-drop on the first turn, followed by
a Guildgate and another one-drop on the second turn. This will allow you to slam down a Rancor or Dreg Manlger on the third turn, right on curve. While you
will have the occasional awkward draw where your lands all come into play tapped, I think the drawback is worth it to make sure you are able to cast your
Rancors and Golgari Charms.

Here is my current list:

B/G Zombies

Todd Anderson

Test deck on 10-14-2012

Standard

Creatures (27)

• 4 Diregraf Ghoul
• 4 Gravecrawler
• 4 Geralf's Messenger
• 3 Highborn Ghoul
• 4 Dreg Mangler
• 4 Lotleth Troll
• 4 Rakdos Cackler

Lands (24)

• 12 Swamp
• 4 Overgrown Tomb
• 4 Woodland Cemetery
• 4 Golgari Guildgate

Spells (9)

• 4 Rancor
• 1 Dead Weight
• 4 Crippling Blight

Sideboard

• 2 Cremate
• 2 Sever the Bloodline
• 1 Dead Weight
• 4 Appetite for Brains
• 3 Knight of Infamy
• 3 Golgari Charm

The deck is light on removal because the format is light on creatures that are a “must kill.” Tragic Slip doesn’t always defeat what you need it to, or
those creatures are much better served by neutering them and keeping them in play.

Crippling Blight is a card that I didn’t think would see much constructed play, but after experiencing the interaction it has with Thragtusk I was
immediately sold. Sure, some things can obviously go wrong, and Restoration Angel is still a problem, but there’s not a lot you can do about that. You’re
an aggressive deck that tends to turn all of your creatures sideways every turn. After all, that is one of the reasons why Crippling Blight and
Rancor are so good in the deck. When blocking is virtually an afterthought, all you care about is making your creatures more important and harder to deal
with. When you can overwhelm your opponent with an early swarm, Crippling Blight is the card you want to take care of whatever (creature-based)
obstacle they throw in front of you.

While Zombies didn’t win either of the two StarCityGames.com Standard Opens held thus far, I don’t think it will be held down for very long. The deck is
overwhelmingly fast, resilient to traditional removal, and has nearly unbeatable nut draws. With the right build and the right pilot, the deck is virtually
unstoppable. I expect to see Zombies taking home a trophy in the very near future (and possibly in my hands!).

While most of the cards in the B/G Zombie deck seem familiar by now, there are a couple of stragglers to discuss before moving on.

Highborn Ghoul –
Without Gut Shot in the format, I think Highborn Ghoul should see more play than it currently is. There are a lot of matchups where your opponent will drop
some creature that invalidates your army of small animals. Highborn Ghoul can swing through most of those nuisances and is a Zombie to boot! Rakdos
Shred-Freak was my pick for the best two-drop slot after Lotleth Troll in our playtest videos, but he underperformed. Haste was powerful, but being
“unblockable” is a bit better.

Dead Weight –
This is a card that Brad Nelson has talked about a reasonable amount. I think it is better than Tragic Slip for a few reasons, but I think Crippling Blight
beats out both of them. However, you still want a few more removal spells, and Dead Weight is solid. Without Fume Spitter or Mortarpod in the deck anymore,
Morbid isn’t an ability we can trigger very easily. Even your opponent’s removal spells all say “Exile” or “Bottom/Top of the deck.” After all, there is a
reason that most Zombie decks now avoid Blood Artist like the plague! While Tragic Slip is still fine, I think we can do better. At the very
least, I just want to play more creatures! Unfortunately, playing without Tragic Slip makes us more vulnerable to Olivia Voldaren, but we have to pick our
battles.

Appetite for Brains –
This card is very similar to Duress in a lot of ways. However, Appetite for Brains hits certain cards that are more relevant to what you are trying to do.
Appetite for Brains can take care of the oh-so-annoying Thragtusk as well as back-breakers like Olivia Voldaren. The fact that it still takes away Wrath
effects and Planeswalkers helps it get the nod (for now). I’m not sold on it just yet, but the argument for Appetite has merit, and I’m willing to give it
a chance.

Cremate –
Just your run-of-the-mill answer to Unburial Rites, except this gets to draw you a card! I toyed around with Tormod’s Crypt, but drawing a card can be
huge, and there aren’t too many decks where you need to remove someone’s entire graveyard. I might consider adding a third (and possibly fourth)
copy to the sideboard since the Unburial Rites into Angel of Serenity strategy is quite powerful against Zombies. I like Cremate a lot, and I especially
like it in a format where Unburial Rites is a reasonable game-plan.

Sever the Bloodline –
This is more of a theory tester than anything, but I felt like the B/G version really lacked a solid card for the mirrors. The red versions have Pillar of
Flame, which can be huge in the right situations, but we usually do our best to ignore removal spells and keep on truckin’. Sever can obliterate an
opponent’s board presence in the mirror, but it has other significant uses. Against decks like Miracles, Entreat the Angels can be a particularly
devastating card, and having a pair of answers is nice. Additionally, Esper Token decks have been cropping up on Magic Online lately, and Sever works
wonders against them. Since Ultimate Price isn’t that great, and Murder already costs three mana, I figured having access to Sever the Bloodline would be a
small sacrifice to be able to exile creatures, as well as hit multiples.

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So we’ll pick back up on that on another page

While B/G Zombies has been my go-to deck for the last few weeks (or months), I can’t forget about Miracles. I don’t think the deck will dominate Standard
for a few reasons, but mostly because it has an incredibly difficult time interacting with the opponent on their turn! This means the deck is weak to an
exorbitant number of cards, and likely won’t survive if the field adapts.

I would be lying to you if I told you that I’d picked up the deck since winning the Open in Cincinnati, but that is mostly due to my infatuation with the
plethora of other decks in Standard. I haven’t gotten to try out much since the release of RtR, but my gut tells me that Miracles isn’t the best we can do!
As I mentioned in my article last week, I got incredibly lucky on a few occasions with said Miracle mechanic, but that is the nature of the deck. While the
cards are incredibly powerful when you Miracle them, they work best in a deck that can utilize them in virtually any game. That is one of the reasons why
the Miracle deck is so good, but there is such a wide range of threats in Standard, and it is difficult to prepare for them all!

For Cincinnati, we thought that Zombies would be huge, so we built our deck accordingly. Pillar of Flame was a must, even though it was the only (actual)
Red card in the deck. Alongside Azorius Charm and Detention Sphere, it gave you the early removal necessary to beat the aggro decks we expected to face.
Since all three of those spells can get rid of a Geralf’s Messenger or Gravecrawler without sending it to the graveyard, we felt like we were in business.

Now that the cat is out of the bag, and the format is fleshing itself out a bit, we’re left with a few problems. This is a short list of cards that
occasionally beat the pants off of us:

If you’ll take notice, all of these cards are in two colors that are very popular right now. Selesnya is everywhere, and can really punish
Miracles when built correctly. There are so many creatures that are problematic for us, because most of our removal is sorcery speed or situational! While
all of these creatures are vulnerable to Supreme Verdict, it is difficult to justify playing in a world full of Zombies! Zombies is the reason why
you can’t lean on Supreme Verdict in U/W Control, since their Lotleth Trolls can regenerate, and so many other creatures are still valuable even when
they’re dead/dying! You are probably going to have a tough Game 1 against either G/W or Zombies, and really, you just have to choose. If you want to play
more Supreme Verdicts, I wouldn’t blame you. Just know that you will probably lose to Zombies if you start cutting cards like Pillar of Flame!

I will say that I’m not comfortable with any Miracle list at the moment, but I do appreciate adding more counterspells to the deck. Dissipate can handle a
lot of your problems, and Cavern of Souls isn’t seeing nearly as much play as it has in the last few months. Without Mana Leak in the format, people aren’t
nearly as afraid of countermagic as they should be. Honestly, I don’t think Cavern of Souls is that good, and I’m glad people have begun to adapt without
it. Not only does that allow me to play more counterspells, but it helps decks flourish when they can try out new weapons! Joe Bernal deck from the SCG
Open in Cincinnati was marvelous, proving just what adding a full secondary color to Zombies can do! His ability to play that much burn in his
almost-Mono-Black aggro deck was….exhilarating!

Casting off-color spells should be a high priority, which means leaning more on Guildgates. This is great news for blue mages, so get to work! Don’t be
afraid to try out a mix of Syncopate and Dissipate, as both are solid answers to a lot of the midrange threats people are throwing at you! With everyone
trying to “get bigger” than everyone else, having a counterspell for their biggest threat will go a long way towards winning you the game. There are so
many spells that are just devastating if they resolve, so you need to be ready with answers to them. There is a world of difference between countering a
Thragtusk, and allowing it to hit play!

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Good, good now we’re making some progress

For years, I’ve tried my best to excel at this wonderful game we play. Only recently have I had much success, and most of that credit goes to my friends
and my wonderful, loving wife. While my actions and words haven’t always been my greatest allies, I constantly strive to become a better person. I owe
everything in my life to those around me that care about me, and continue to believe in me. I appreciate all the heartfelt messages from everyone, even
through the all the static.

After all, I am no stranger to the taste of my own foot. I’m just glad you keep giving me more chances to prove my worth.

Thanks for reading!

Todd Anderson

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Lyrics by Panic! at the Disco: “The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage”

*Delver, the Compendium
is not an actual book, though it could easily become one by compiling the countless articles I wrote about the deck over the last year.