Call now for high-quality Magic: The Gathering Telephone Erotica! Calls last no more than four hours, but you’re bound to feel incredibly embarrassed and guilty and “ring off” within thirty seconds of connection.
| 0905 112 1121 | My Deck Needs A Good Shuffle |
|---|---|
| 0905 112 1122 | Cut My Deck! Cut It! |
| 0905 112 1123 | Watch Me Stack My Mana |
| 0905 112 1124 | I Prefer To Riffle |
| 0905 112 1125 | I’ll Mulligan Down to One If You Want Me |
| 0905 112 1126 | Look At My Opening Hand! |
| 0905 112 1127 | Watch Me Slap Something Big On The Table |
| 0905 112 1128 | Drafting For The First Time |
| 0905 112 1129 | Premature Booster Opener |
| 0905 112 1131 | Do You Want To Know What I’ve Just Picked? |
| 0905 112 1132 | Slipping In Some Extra Cards |
| 0905 112 1133 | Listen To Me Pass The Wrong Way! |
| 0905 112 1134 | I’ve Been Very Naughty — I’ve Been Rare Drafting! |
| 0905 112 1135 | Room For One More? |
| 0905 112 1136 | I Forgot To Open My Booster And I’ve Started Drafting — What’s My Punishment? |
| 0905 112 1137 | My Combo Is About To Go Off! |
| 0905 112 1138 | Look! My Sleeves Are See-Thru! |
| 0905 112 1139 | I Play Without Deck Protection |
| 0905 112 1141 | Four Opponents In Four Hours |
| 0905 112 1142 | My Cards Are All Sticky |
| 0905 112 1143 | Bye Curious? |
| 0905 112 1144 | My First Game Loss |
| 0905 112 1145 | Enter Me (In A Side Event) |
| 0905 112 1146 | I’m Pumping My Enforcer |
| 0905 112 1147 | Fetters My Beat-Stick! |
| 0905 112 1148 | Smash My Signet |
| 0905 112 1149 | I Suck (At Magic) |
| 0905 112 1151 | I Will Take Unnecessary Mana Burn |
| 0905 112 1152 | Bounce My Tokens |
| 0905 112 1153 | Pulling It Off — Top-Deckers Doing What Comes Naturally |
| 0905 112 1154 | Hear Me Enjoying A Trade — Live! |
| 0905 112 1155 | Swing And Finish Me Off |
| 0905 112 1156 | I Drew An Extra Card (And My Opponent Didn’t Notice) |
| 0905 112 1157 | Watch Me Split My Prizes |
| 0905 112 1158 | Double-Header |
| 0905 112 1159 | Fill My Last Slot (Confessions of a T.O) |
| 0905 112 1161 | Toss ‘Em ‘Ere — Wolfing It Down! |
| 0905 112 1162 | Hear Me Moan (About The Jitte) |
| 0905 112 1163 | Girl-On-Girl Action |
| 0905 112 1164 | Slow Player — I Want It To Last For As Long As Possible |
| 0905 112 1165 | Hot Hex Action |
| 0905 112 1166 | Char My Loxodon |
| 0905 112 1167 | Premature Speculation (I Read Spoilers) |
| 0905 112 1168 | Do You Want To Go First? |
| 0905 112 1169 | Lich Me All Over |
| 0905 112 1171 | Do You Want To Hear About My “Comes Into Play” Effect? |
| 0905 112 1172 | Playing With Myself |
| 0905 112 1173 | Listen To Me Practice |
| 0905 112 1174 | My Bouncing Beebles Are Shiny |
| 0905 112 1175 | I Pay Extra For Foils |
| 0905 112 1176 | Remove My Saprolings One-By-One |
| 0905 112 1177 | Tap My (Sol) Ring |
| 0905 112 1178 | I’ve Got A Big Wurm |
| 0905 112 1179 | Playing Two Side-Events At Once |